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		<title>Another day, another derp</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2016 14:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Not the sharpest knife in the drawer: &#8216;Do you even science, bro?&#8217; Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to crap on Batman, beclowns HIMSELF instead Umm&#8230;hate to break it to you, Neil, but get this: &#8220;blind as a bat&#8221; is just a figure of speech.  They don&#8217;t see as well as we do, but they&#8217;re not blind.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not the sharpest knife in the drawer:</p>
<p><a href="http://twitchy.com/2016/03/25/do-you-even-science-bro-neil-degrasse-tyson-tries-to-crap-on-batman-beclowns-himself-instead/">&#8216;Do you even science, bro?&#8217; Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to crap on Batman, beclowns HIMSELF instead</a></p>
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<p>Umm&#8230;hate to break it to you, Neil, but get this: &#8220;blind as a bat&#8221; is just a figure of speech.  They don&#8217;t see as well as we do, but they&#8217;re not blind.</p>
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		<title>Guess who just got sacked?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Alfter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2016 22:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Couldn&#8217;t have happened to a nicer&#8230;um&#8230;thing: Conversation &#8211; Woofer Ha! That Melissa Click cunt got fired: https://www.umsystem.edu/ums/news/media_archives/022516_statement &#160;]]></description>
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<p><a href="https://woofer.alfter.us/conversation/5#notice-8">Conversation &#8211; Woofer</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Ha! That Melissa Click cunt got fired: <a class="attachment" title="https://www.umsystem.edu/ums/news/media_archives/022516_statement" href="https://www.umsystem.edu/ums/news/media_archives/022516_statement" rel="nofollow">https://www.umsystem.edu/ums/news/media_archives/022516_statement</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>&#8230;and they say conservatives are the racists?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Alfter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2016 15:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people. — Rush Limbaugh, 2 February 2016]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.</p></blockquote>
<p>— <a href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/02/02/reagan_conservatism_dominated_iowa">Rush Limbaugh, 2 February 2016</a></p>
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		<title>CAIR goon confronts Allen West, proceeds to get schooled</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Alfter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2015 03:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A most righteous smackdown:]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A most righteous smackdown:</p>
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