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The Baloney Song.......by Bob Sander-Cederlof

A piece of baloney got stuck in my nose,
I can't get it out with sniffles or blows.
It comes out a little, then back up it goes.
I reached in to get it, and pulled out my toes.
...but I got that baloney out of my nose!

A plate of spaghetti spilled over my beard,
and I can tell you it sure did look weird.
I hoped no one noticed, but just as I feared,
The rest of the restaurant stood up and cheered,
...and now you know why I shaved off my beard!

A big piece of bubble gum got in my hair.
I sure don't know how it got up there.
I blew a big bubble with the utmost care,
and then it exploded and flew everywhere.
...that must be how it got in my hair!



The Canoe Song........by Bob Sander-Cederlof

My canoe is blue all-around.
I'm a-gonna ride it up the river and down.
When I'm done I'm gonna put it away,
And there it's going to stay,
...until the next time that I ride it.

Momma's guitar is smaller than mine,
But she says she likes it just fine.
She's gonna play it all over town,
And then she's gonna put it down,
...until the next time that she plays it.

Trisha's pretty shoes are on the closet shelf,
She can put them on all by herself.
She's gonna wear them to the Sunday School today,
And then she's gonna put them away,
...until the next time that she wears them.

This is my song, I made it up one day.
Maybe you think I shoulda thrown it away.
By the look on your face I can tell it hurts your ear.
It's the worst you'll ever hear,
...until the next time that I sing it!
