Let see how many people are not ashamed of their past ?

Tattoos? Nope
Piercings? Nope
Marriages? One
Divorces? None…widowed instead :-(
Children? None
Gotten a ticket? Who hasn’t?
Been arrested? Once, but it was resolved in a few minutes
Been to jail? No
Been in a fist fight? No
Shot a gun? Of course
Ever been drunk? Who, me? :-)

Copy and paste then change to your answers..