On-Ron!

El Paso, I am in you!

“DEA-FBI team?” Someone here has a sense of humor.

As my high-school Spanish teacher might’ve asked, “¿Cómo se dice ‘gilets jaunes’ en español?” The answer to that question, apparently, is “chalecos amarillos:”

Low-hanging clouds today, scraping the top of Frenchman Mountain.

“Gun control,” properly understood, by way of a German commercial:

Totally not suspicious:

Woke up to this on my 40th. Tabitha was a total prankstress :)

Aiming for a Darwin award:

In the drive-thru, and what do I see? The front is like a car, the back is like a truck…