Keepin’ it klassy, with a K: an oxygen thief who writes for the New York Slimes vomits onto Twatter, deletes it when called on it…too bad for him the Internet is forever.
Scott Alfter
27 Jul 2017

Keepin’ it klassy, with a K: an oxygen thief who writes for the New York Slimes vomits onto Twatter, deletes it when called on it…too bad for him the Internet is forever.
From the land of the $100 trillion banknote…who didn’t see this coming from a mile away?
(That $100 trillion banknote, BTW, is now worth absolutely nothing. I paid a few dollars for one a few years ago, just for shits and grins. It’s on my desk at work, in a frame, with a 1-gram silver round as a counterexample of money that corrupt governments (and isn’t that really all of them?) can’t inflate into worthlessness.)
Upcoming events and how far out they are…regos for Parker haven’t opened yet, so it’s not yet on the countdown.
Staying dry in the hail and rain
Good eats were just had…last time I made this recipe, Tabi was probably still among the living. Just substitute normal ingredients for all of the low-fat and no-fat stuff in the original.
Come on!! Someone do this with me! Facebook is supposed to be SOCIAL, so let’s learn about each other.
Tattoo – No
Broken Bones – No
Shot a gun – Yes
Quit a job – Yes
Flown on a plane – Yes (and flown a plane from the right seat)
Driven at 120mph – Maybe (didn’t watch the speedometer too closely)
Ridden in a helicopter – No
Watched someone give birth – No
Watched someone die – Yes :-(
Been to an NFL game – No
Been to Canada – Yes
Ridden in an ambulance – No
Visited Washington DC – Yes
Visited Florida – Born there
Visited Mexico – Yes
Visited Vegas – Have lived there for 29 years
Eaten alone at a restaurant – Yes
Sang karaoke – Yes
Been downhill skiing – No
Ability to read music – It’s been a long time
Stayed in a hospital – Yes
Donated blood – Not allowed to do so (Europeans and their mad cow disease)
Slept outside – Yes
Driven a stick shift – Learned to drive with one
Ridden in a police car – No
Driven a Boat – No
Eaten escargot – No
Been on a cruise – Yes
Run out of gas – Yes
Eaten sushi- Yes
Lived on an Island – No
Ridden a train – Yes
Change the answers, copy and paste on your wall. I want to know. Something fun to do instead reading all the sadness and sorrow.
“Peacefully” injured cops, “peacefully” torched cars, “peacefully” looted shops. #fakenews #cnnblackmail