I LOL’d…this unlucky schmuck must’ve learned how to bluff from B. H. “Don’t call my bluff” 0bama:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=357554#c23815304

Lena Dunhams boyfriend of 3 years said he wouldn’t propose until everyone could get married
Well
Yesterday she tweeted to him “Yo, Get on it!” And is insisting he propose to her

Pro tip: Never bluff unless you are willing to have it called.