At least the flaming bag of dogshit is easily cleaned up.  This, on the other hand? You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, if you go this route:

Come. Let me show you something that is WORSE than ‘no gift.’

For when you want to say Hi. Not only did I forget to get you something for Christmas, I don’t even care enough to pick out what piece of hyper-partisan junk to give you as a ‘present.’ So I’m just going to give you this gift card so that you can give your contact information to the [Democrat] National Committee.  And the best part? I thought that all of this was clever.