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This might even be worse than a flaming bag of dogshit on your porch
At least the flaming bag of dogshit is easily cleaned up. This, on the other hand? You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, if you go this route:
Come. Let me show you something that is WORSE than ‘no gift.’
For when you want to say Hi. Not only did I forget to get you something for Christmas, I don’t even care enough to pick out what piece of hyper-partisan junk to give you as a ‘present.’ So I’m just going to give you this gift card so that you can give your contact information to the [Democrat] National Committee. And the best part? I thought that all of this was clever.
Running: Tue, 22 Dec 2015 19:10:15
SCH3 #135
- Activity: Running
- Distance: 1.68 mi
- Duration: 00:32:28
- Average Pace: 19:19 min/mi
- Calories Burned: 264
- Activity Link: https://runkeeper.com/user/salfter/activity/708486809
- Start Time: Tue, 22 Dec 2015 19:10:15
Because that tactic worked so well in ’96, ’08, and ’12
Winning…or “#Winning”?
Leader McConnell warns GOP voters: We need candidates ‘who can win’
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Friday warned Republican voters to steer clear of nominating Tea Party candidates who can’t win in next year’s general election.
“The way you have a good election year is to nominate people who can win,” he told reporters during his final Capitol Hill press conference of 2015.
He urged Republican primary voters to avoid the mistakes of the past, mentioning several Tea Party candidates who went down in flames in recent Senate elections.
“What we did in 2014 was we didn’t have more Christine O’Donnell’s, Sharron Angles, Richard Mourdocks or Todd Akins. The people that were nominated [last year] were electable,” he said of the last midterm cycle.
“That will happen again in 2016. We will not nominate anybody for the United States Senate on the Republican side who’s not appealing to a general-election audience,” he added.
It’s who they are. It’s what they do.
When will enough be enough? Send these goons back to the political wilderness where they belong:
The Democrats’ Theme for 2016 Is Totalitarianism
At the beginning of December, Rolling Stone writer Jeff Goodell asked Secretary of State John Kerry whether Charles and David Koch, two libertarian political activists, should be considered — his remarkable words — “an enemy of the state.” He posed the same question about Exxon, and John Kerry, who could have been president of these United States, said that he looked forward to the seizure of Exxon’s assets for the crime of “proselytizing” impermissibly about the question of global warming.
An enemy of the state? That’s the Democrats’ theme for the New Year: totalitarianism.
Donald Trump may talk like a brownshirt, but the Democrats mean business. For those of you keeping track, the Democrats and their allies on the left have now: voted in the Senate to repeal the First Amendment, proposed imprisoning people for holding the wrong views on global warming, sought to prohibit the showing of a film critical of Hillary Rodham Clinton, proposed banning politically unpopular academic research, demanded that funding politically unpopular organizations and causes be made a crime and that the RICO organized-crime statute be used as a weapon against targeted political groups. They have filed felony charges against a Republican governor for vetoing a piece of legislation, engaged in naked political persecutions of members of Congress, and used the IRS and the ATF as weapons against political critics.
CAIR goon confronts Allen West, proceeds to get schooled
A most righteous smackdown:
Scott Alfter
20 Dec 2015

Low-hanging clouds today…at least it’s not windy. :)
Scott Alfter
19 Dec 2015
has joined the Evil Black Rifle Club. :)
Scott Alfter
18 Dec 2015
http://beerlist.alfter.us/
Now at #1989: Tenaya Creek Dutch, a Belgian-style tripel. (Significance of the number, other than that #2000 is drawing near? High-school graduation.)The Beer List
Scott Alfter
17 Dec 2015

I’ll be damned if I can see any: Paul Ryan Betrays America: $1.1 Trillion, 2,000-Plus Page Omnibus Bill Funds ‘Fundamental Transformation of America’ (warning: autoplay video) Here’s a roundup of what’s getting funded by this bill: (1) Ryan’s Omnibus Fully Funds DACA (2) Ryan’s Omnibus Funds Sanctuary Cities (3) Ryan’s Omnibus Funds All Refugee Programs (4) Ryan’s Omnibus Funds All of the Mideast Immigration Programs That Have Been Exploited by Terrorists in Recent Years… [ 125 more words. ]
Would someone remind me what the difference is between Republicans and Democrats?
