Category Archives: humor

Lemmiwinks was not available for comment

“Name something a doctor might pull out of a person” was a recent question on Family Feud.  Some reasonable answers might be “a baby” (in a Cesarean section) or “car keys” (which some kids might swallow).  My title kinda gives it away if you’re a South Park fan…otherwise, you might be as stunned as Steve Harvey at the first answer that came to one contestant’s mind:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZmDdo8K-7o]

Don’t cross the streams!

Surely a sign of TEOTWAWKI:

Bill Gates Inadvertently Shows Off Ubuntu on His Facebook Page

Screencapped, in case it goes down the memory hole:

bgates_ubuntu_fb_screencap

(Yes, the likely explanation is that he pulled a stock photo from somewhere, but you’d think he, of all people, would’ve spent a few minutes extra to find a stock photo with a Windows desktop.  Hell, he could’ve called someone in Microsoft’s PR department to either find an image or have one made on short order.)

Umm…

Now THAT is street food: San Francisco Chinese restaurant caught tenderizing frozen meat by slamming it on the sidewalk

Chef was filmed beating the meat on the street in the Sunnyside neighborhood

Captured on video outside Lucky River, a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco’s Sunnyside neighborhood, the chef appears to lift and slam two slabs of beef up and down onto the ground.

When a concerned inspector from the city’s health department arrived to question the apparently bemused staff, they simply said the man was attempting to tenderize the meat and ‘defrost’ it by beating it off the concrete.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyLWrKh2fB0]