My parents need this in their backyard. Lots of squirrels at all times of the year.
Scott Alfter
1 Apr 2016
Scott Alfter
31 Mar 2016
The new season of Archer begins tonight. w00t!
Lenin coined a phrase for people like Sarah Silverman
That phrase was “useful idiot.” The alleged comedian, with a net worth somewhere in the 7-to-low-8-figures range, is feeling the Bern. Maybe she should have her gynecologist look into that.
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Sarah Silverman Explains Why Socialism Is Right For You
Comedienne Sarah Silverman has switched support from Hillary Clinton to socialist Bernie Sanders, because ‘free stuff for everyone.’
Scott Alfter
30 Mar 2016

Definitely not feeling the Bern (as if there was any doubt): the Communist would nearly double my taxes, while the Criminal would cause a slight increase. Trump and Cruz? Either of them would knock two-thirds or more off my tax bill, with Cruz delivering the bigger cut.
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Another day, another derp
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer:
‘Do you even science, bro?’ Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to crap on Batman, beclowns HIMSELF instead
Umm…hate to break it to you, Neil, but get this: “blind as a bat” is just a figure of speech. They don’t see as well as we do, but they’re not blind.
Scott Alfter
26 Mar 2016

Something like this, perhaps with knobby tires and suspension, would be great for a mobile beer check.
Scott Alfter
26 Mar 2016

First beer of the day: Tonopah Molten Silver, an IPA with ghost pepper. Surprisingly drinkable, with just a little bit of a burn in the background.
Scott Alfter
24 Mar 2016

Irish coffee with an extra shot of Jameson, x2…bad decisions begin here. :)
Special snowflakes need to man up
The latest ridiculousness: college kids (and that’s what they are…adults don’t behave this way) get bent out of shape over someone’s writing “Trump 2016” in chalk on campus:
Emory Students Express Discontent With Administrative Response to Trump Chalkings
Students protested yesterday at the Emory Administration Building following a series of overnight, apparent pro-Donald Trump for president chalkings throughout campus.
Roughly 40 students gathered shortly after 4:30 p.m. in the outdoors space between the Administration Building and Goodrich C. White Hall; many students carried signs featuring slogans such as “Stop Trump” or “Stop Hate” and an antiphonal chant addressed to University administration, led by College sophomore Jonathan Peraza, resounded “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!” throughout the Quad. Peraza opened the door to the Administration Building and students moved forward towards the door, shouting “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.”

