Because if you get your news from the professional gaslighters we call “mainstream media,” you’ll never hear this:

Weird-looking sky this morning…looks like solid overcast to the west, but the sun’s out over here.

Occupational hazard?

Shot check!

What’s that on the side of the German Communists’ headquarters?

Antifa: Communists since 1932.

Dafuq?

There’s a reason I disabled smooth scrolling. Web developers who add in JavaScript to force smooth scrolling need to die in a fire.

Just landed in Las Vegas.

Heading to MSY…flight’s delayed 20 minutes. Hopefully it won’t be delayed further.

This time, the sun’s out. Humidity’s still ridiculously high. Also, two Hand Grenades will throw you for a loop. :)