If all the special Tumblr snowflakes (and Bruce Jenner) can pretend to be what they clearly aren’t, why not push beyond the boundaries of sex?  If, for instance, you’ve convinced yourself you’re a black in a white body, why not let that freak flag fly–especially if you can get a job out of it?

Who would’ve ever thought to use Soul Man as a gameplan for life?

Rachel Dolezal the NAACP leader outed as WHITE by her parents

An NAACP leader’s parents have made a startling revelation: their daughter, for years a highly visible civil rights activist in Eastern Washington, is white.

Rachel Dolezal, Spokane’s NAACP Chapter President and part-time Africana Studies professor at Eastern Washington University, has been misleading people about her ethnicity for years, her parents say.

Her mother even offered photographic proof. While today the 37-year-old divorcee currently sports tight, dark curls, her mom Ruthanne Dolezal showed KREM photos of the fair and freckled blonde daughter she once knew.

Dolezal is now facing a city ethics probe after she identified herself as black in an application to serve on a local police ombudsman commission – a position she secured.

…and just in case there’s any doubt, here’s an older photo:

…in which she looks about as black as Navin Johnson.