Yes, it’s satire…but it’s not at all outside the realm of possibility. (Hawaiian judges have tended to be more meddlesome lately than the 9th Circus, though.)

Just paid off the car…one big step toward being debt-free.

Your feel-good story of the day:

The new phones at the office have a few more features than the ancient phones they replaced. I didn’t waste much time putting an Archer wallpaper and ringtone on mine. :)

PSA:

The idiocy of regressives knows no boundaries.

Um…if you need to be told not to do this, perhaps you shouldn’t be let out unsupervised.

:)

Nothing like a little eliminationist rhetoric to get your fellow travelers wound up:

Went to grab lunch after the plumbers arrived. By the time I came back, they were done. Still have a bit of cleaning to do.