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Photoshop, Anyone?

So the SCOAMF showed up on Letterman the other night.  Never mind that the world’s burning…gotta yuck it up with one of the least funny “comedians” on television:

Photoshop, Anyone? CONTEST

The regime saw fit to issue a photo from the event.  It’s already been the subject of a little bit of photoshopping:

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My own ‘shopping skills are somewhat crude, but effective:

To try your own hand at it, you can get the full-size original here.

EPA Proposes To Raise The Price Of Everything

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK.”

— the shitty little grifter who keeps the White House so warm you could grow orchids in it

“Under my plan of a cap-and-trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.”

— the shitty little grifter, on the campaign trail in 2008

Campaign promise about to be kept, whether you like it or not:

EPA Proposes To Raise The Price Of Everything

Quoting the Washington Examiner:

The stringent emission rules, known as the Clean Power Plan, are at the center of President Obama’s agenda to address the threat of climate change. Many scientists say manmade greenhouse gas emissions are causing the Earth’s climate to warm, resulting in severe weather, droughts and flooding.

The agency sent what will become its final regulations for the plan to the Office of Management and Budget to undergo one last review. After the review period, which could take 60 days, the Clean Power Plan will be published and will be law.

Extreme secrecy eroding support for 0bama’s trade pact

Most transparent administration evar.  It’s like 404Care all over again, where they’ll have to pass it before we can see what’s in it:

Extreme secrecy eroding support for Obama’s trade pact

If you want to hear the details of the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal the Obama administration is hoping to pass, you’ve got to be a member of Congress, and you’ve got to go to classified briefings and leave your staff and cellphone at the door.

If you’re a member who wants to read the text, you’ve got to go to a room in the basement of the Capitol Visitor Center and be handed it one section at a time, watched over as you read, and forced to hand over any notes you make before leaving.

And no matter what, you can’t discuss the details of what you’ve read.

“It’s like being in kindergarten,” said Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.), who’s become the leader of the opposition to President Barack Obama’s trade agenda. “You give back the toys at the end.”

For those out to sink Obama’s free trade push, highlighting the lack of public information is becoming central to their opposition strategy: The White House isn’t even telling Congress what it’s asking for, they say, or what it’s already promised foreign governments.

“Did I do that?”

urkel-obama-no-caption-84607075208Tough Guy President Who Has Previously Bragged of Drawing Up His Kill Lists By Hand Now Says He Had Nothing to Do With Strike that Killed American Hostage

Quoting Jonah Goldberg:

Today, both the Pentagon and the White House (in the form of Josh Earnest) went out of their way to make sure everyone knows Obama didn’t personally or specifically sign off on the drone attacks that tragically killed two hostages, including an American.

This is curious. First of all, he’s still responsible, as he himself said in his press conference. He set up and approved a system that lets these attacks happen. There’s something cowardly about honorably taking “full responsibility” in public, and then having your flacks go out and stage whisper “It really wasn’t him.”

Perhaps he might consider borrowing this from the Truman library, and try living by it:

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How long before they try to propose our very own Ermächtigungsgesetz?

15060143% of Democrats (and 26% of likely voters overall) believe 0bama should just ignore the courts if they rule against his schemes:

Should Obama Ignore the Federal Courts?

That the Democrats would be in favor of such lawlessness isn’t much of a surprise, especially with their history in such matters.  Andrew Jackson paid no price for ignoring the Supreme Court and putting a bunch of Indians on the Trail of Tears; to the contrary, he’s been on the $20 bill for decades.

Someone set us up the bomb

obama-chamberlainWhat makes him think this time will be any different than 1938?

Obama: We Finally Have An Iranian Nuclear Bomb In Our Time

I don’t have much to say about this as it’s breaking news and President Nixon won’t tell us the details, of course.

I did see the Iranian President stating, emphatically, the following: We will continue enriching uranium; we will continue research and development (into nuclear bombs and more efficient centrifuges); we will put 1000 of our best centrifuges in our underground fortified nuke bunker at Fordo, but we promise we’ll use those centrifuges to spin things like industrial salts, not uranium, swearsies.

Obama is delivering them the bomb.

Britain and France had to choose between war and dishonour. They chose dishonour. They will have war.
— Winston Churchill, to Neville Chamberlain in the House of Commons after the Munich accords

American media: asleep at the wheel again

Pro-Hassan Rouhani Iranian editor defects while covering nuclear talks in Lausanne

Probably the most explosive line is right at the end: “The US negotiating team are mainly there to speak on Iran’s behalf with other members of the 5+1 countries and convince them of a deal.” If that’s the case, who’s speaking on our behalf?

0bama and Kerry are working for the enemy, not for you.  Last time I checked, that was treason.  Too bad Boehner and McConnell don’t have the stones to reel in this lawless duo.  The nagging suspicion that there’s not one thin dime’s worth of difference between Democrats and Republicans gets louder still.

How’s that hope and change working out for you?

Richard Engel: US Allies in Gulf Won’t Tell Obama Anything Because They Believe That Obama Is Leaking Secret Information to Iran to Kiss Up To Them

The Saudis began operations in Yemen without informing the US — a hitherto unlikely scenario.

But they kept the operation a secret.

Because they think Obama is so determined to make kissy-face with Iran that he would have leaked their battle plans directly to their enemy.

They no longer consider the US “reliable.”

Wasn’t the son of a bitch supposed to have improved our relations with the rest of the world?  How’d that work out, 52%ers?

The 21st-Century Nero

the-new-nero‘That’s fantastic’: As Middle East Implodes, Obama Heads to Florida for Golf Vacation

Saudi Arabia’s launching airstrikes into Yemen, Yemen hands some juicy intel to Iran…and what does the Community Organizer in Chief do?

What did you think he’d do…actually lead in a time of crisis?  Hell no…time to get in some more golf!

President Obama will be vacationing in South Florida this weekend, sources have confirmed for WPBF 25 News.

The president is expected to stay at the Florida National Golf Club, which is in Palm City and Port St. Lucie. Obama made a similar trip to the area in February of 2013.

Like last time, he’s expected to spend much of his time playing golf.

“That’s fantastic,” said Johanna Morphew of Port St. Lucie. “It’ll be nice to have him in town.”

“It’s good,” said Raphael Martinez of Port St. Lucie. “Get some attention. Get Port St. Lucie in the news.”

…and those quotes are why Fark has a Florida tag.