
A line to get in on opening night. :)

A line to get in on opening night. :)
Dumbass can’t abide the inconvenient truth about the origin of the terrorism that’s sweeping the world:
Ace provides a translation of this article:
Google Translate provides this:
VIDEOS – The White House cut translation of François Hollande when he speaks of “Islamic terrorism”
Is it a technical problem or a real will to censorship? The White House did not tell surely. But it’s still a funny moment has lived François Hollande, Thursday, March 31, in Washington , even though the French head of state does is probably not realized.
Following the summit on nuclear security, President Barack Obama and his French counterpart issued a joint statement, referring in particular Daech. The tone was serious, committed volunteer. But, as noted by the Media Research Center , a conservative group American media monitoring, what the French president were not translated for several seconds . And this break occurred just after he pronounced the words “Islamic terrorism” .
François Hollande said:
We are aware that the source of Islamist terrorism, it is in Syria and it is in Iraq . And we must act in Iraq and Syria. This is what we do as part of the coalition. And we find that Daech is down thanks to strikes that we have been able in the course of this coalition.
The article includes two video clips. One is the original French, from what I think is an official government feed via Dailymotion. The other, from the White House YouTube feed, is the mangled translation.
My parents need this in their backyard. Lots of squirrels at all times of the year.
The new season of Archer begins tonight. w00t!
That phrase was “useful idiot.” The alleged comedian, with a net worth somewhere in the 7-to-low-8-figures range, is feeling the Bern. Maybe she should have her gynecologist look into that.
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Sarah Silverman Explains Why Socialism Is Right For You
Comedienne Sarah Silverman has switched support from Hillary Clinton to socialist Bernie Sanders, because ‘free stuff for everyone.’

Definitely not feeling the Bern (as if there was any doubt): the Communist would nearly double my taxes, while the Criminal would cause a slight increase. Trump and Cruz? Either of them would knock two-thirds or more off my tax bill, with Cruz delivering the bigger cut.
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer:
‘Do you even science, bro?’ Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to crap on Batman, beclowns HIMSELF instead
Umm…hate to break it to you, Neil, but get this: “blind as a bat” is just a figure of speech. They don’t see as well as we do, but they’re not blind.

Something like this, perhaps with knobby tires and suspension, would be great for a mobile beer check.

First beer of the day: Tonopah Molten Silver, an IPA with ghost pepper. Surprisingly drinkable, with just a little bit of a burn in the background.