They’re unhinged:

:)

Put a ✈️ next to the places you have been to. Apparently, the average is 8 ???.

I got 44:

Abu Dhabi
Adelaide
Amsterdam ✈️
Anaheim ✈️
Alaska
Alice Springs
Antarctica
Antigua
Argentina
Atlanta ✈️
Athens
Angola
Austria ✈️
Australia
Ayr
The Bahamas
Bali
Barbados
Barcelona
Bath
Benidorm
Belgium ✈️
Belize
Bermuda
Bloemfontein
Bolivia
Bora Bora
Boston ✈️
Botswana
Budapest
Bulgaria
Burma
Brazil
Broke
Broken Hill
Broome
Brisbane
Brunei
Cairns
California ✈️
Cambodia
Cameron’s Corner
Canada ✈️
Canberra
Cape Town
Cayman Islands
Chicago ✈️
China
Cook Islands
Costa Rica
Capri
Colombia
Corfu
Copenhagen
Crete
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Cairo
Dallas ✈️
Darwin
Denmark
Denver ✈️ (lived there)
Democratic Republic Congo
Doha
Dominican Republic
Dubai
Dublin
Durban
Ecuador
Egypt
England ✈️ (lived there)
Estonia
Faroe Islands
Fiji ✈️
Finland
Florence ✈️
Florida ✈️ (was born there)
France ✈️
Fuerteventura
Germany ✈️ (lived there…even visited the east before the Wall fell)
Ghana
Gozo
Gold Coast
Grahamstown
Gran Canaria
Grand Canyon ✈️
Greek Islands
Greece
Guinea
Halkidiki
Hawaii
Hobart
Hollywood
Hong Kong
Hungary
Hunter Valley
Ibiza
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Innisfail
Italy ✈️
Ireland (Republic)
Ireland (Northern)
Israel
Isle of Man
Isle of Wight
Ivory Coast
Jamaica
Jansenville
Japan
Jordan
Johannesburg
Jersey
Kenya
Karoo
Kata Tjuta
Kefalonia
Kings Canyon
Knysna
Kos
Krakow
Kuranda
Lake Mungo
Lanzarote
Las Vegas ✈️ (live here)
Lesotho
Lichtenstein
London ✈️
Los Angeles ✈️
Luxembourg ✈️
Madagascar
Macau
Malawi
Maldives
Malaysia
Malta
Majorca
Mataranka
Mauritius
Madeira
Medan
Melbourne
Memphis
Menorca
Mexico ✈️
Miami
Morocco
Monaco
Montenegro
Mount Isa
Mozambique
Namibia
Naples ✈️
Nepal
Nevada ✈️ (live here…see above)
Netherlands ✈️
New Zealand
New Jersey ✈️
New Orleans ✈️
New York ✈️
Niagara Falls
Nigeria
Niue
Norfolk Island
Norway
Northern Cyprus
Orkney Islands
Oxford
Packsaddle
Pamplona
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paris
Pennsylvania ✈️
Perth
Philadelphia
Philippines
Pisa ✈️
Poland
Peru
Portugal
Port Elizabeth
Pretoria
Puerto Rico
Qatar
Quebec
Rhodes
Riga
Rome ✈️
Rotan
Russia
San Diego ✈️
San Francisco ✈️
Salt Lake City ✈️
Saint Vincent & the Grenadines
San Sebastián
Santorini
Saudi Arabia
Scilly Isles
Seattle
Sharm el Sheikh
Shetland Islands
Sicily
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
Scotland ✈️
Slovenia
Slovakia
Sri Lanka
St Louis ✈️
St Lucia
St Kitts
St Marten
St Thomas
Sunshine Coast
Sydney
Swaziland
Switzerland
Sweden
Taiwan
Tanzania
Tenerife
Thailand
Tahiti
Texas ✈️
Tijuana
Trinidad and Tobago (not yet…going there in 2020)
Togo
Toronto
Townsville
Tunisia
Turkey
Turks & Caicos
Tuscany ✈️
Uganda
Uluru
Utah ✈️
USA ✈️ (born in the…)
Vanuatu
Venice ✈️
Vietnam
Wales
Washington ✈️ (DC or state? Lived in the state, visited DC)
Wilpena Pound
Zambia
Zante
Zimbabwe

Now if you want to play, copy and paste into your status and remove my ✈️s

Something Kori or other owners of large dogs might find useful at the hash:

This is how socialism always plays out:

The sunburn I picked up in San Diego the weekend before last is now peeling like nobody’s business. Flakes all around my desk and chair. :-P

:)

Truth: