What does it mean when your fortune cookie doesn’t actually have a fortune inside? Asking for a friend. :)

This is rich…Sir Golfsalot has the audacity to warn Trump about taking the presidency seriously:

Obama warns Trump: 'If you're not serious' about the presidency, 'you probably won't be there very long'

"He ran an extraordinarily unconventional campaign, and it resulted in the biggest political upset in perhaps modern political history, American history, and that means that he now has to transition to governance," Obama said. […] WATCH: 'If 43% of eligible voters do not vote, then Democracy is we…

Prelubing with the hares.

Hitler is displeased with the election results. :)

Harry the Pederast* doesn’t know when to shut up:

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Harry Reid Issues Statement On Election Of "Sexual Predator" Donald Trump | Zero Hedge

So much for the Democrats reaching across the aisle to president-elect Donald Trump: "If this is going to be a time of healing, we must first put the responsibility for healing where it belongs: at the feet of Donald Trump, a sexual predator who lost the popular vote and fueled his campaign with big…

A surprisingly insightful look at just how badly the press screwed up, from one of its own:

The Unbearable Smugness Of The American Media | Zero Hedge

"There’s a place for opinionated journalism; in fact, it’s vital. But we have to stop writing these know-it-all, 140-character sermons on social media and admit that, as a class, journalists have a shamefully limited understanding of the country we cover."

Riddle me this: if Trump is such a RAAAACIST!, how is it that he managed to outpoll Mitt Romney among black and Hispanic voters? If he’s everything the regressives say he is, shouldn’t his minority-vote total have been in the weeds?

Donald Trump did better than Romney among black and Hispanic voters according to exit poll

Donald Trump preformed stronger among black and Hispanic voters than Mitt Romney did as the Republican nominee in 2012, according to NBC Exit Polls.Tuesday's exit polls results have not been finalized but so far they show Trump outmatching Romney by two po